Order of the Monkey

given to persons who have brought much joy and laughter to the Barony of Caer Galen. The holders of this award shall be styled as Companions of the Dancing Monkey, and shall be entitled to place the letters D.M. after their names. The insignia of the order shall be the some rendition of a dancing monkey, or the badge of the order once it has been approved by the College of Arms.

Standard Text: 

Unto all those who come by these letters present do We, (name) and (name), Baron and Baroness of Caer Galen send greetings.
As the dancing of the merry monkey brings lighthearted laughter to those who watch it play, so too do the actions of certain individuals bring joy and delight to all. It is not just Our duty but also Our pleasure to recognize and encourage those individuals who bring fun to all they do. It is therefore that We do invest (recipient's name) into the Order of the Monkey. We charge that [he/she] continue to bring the same level of festivity and frolic to all, leaving always in [his/her] wake a trail of stardust and the memory of happy music.
Done by Our Hands this (date) day of (month), Anno Societatis (year), being (year) in the common reckoning of years.